Essays

A collection of some of the stuff I think about during the course of my day. My brain didn’t come equipped with an off switch, so I’ve always got a lot on my mind, most of it of no consequence whatsoever. Still, I feel compelled to share it with you. So welcome to my world … visit early and often.

On Celebrity Death

My Life As A Superhero

The Carl’s Jr. Whoreburger

EARTHQUAKE!!!

I Want My Mummy

Voices Inside My Head

It’s New Music Tuesday!

Here Comes Baseball!

My Day After Tax Day Rant!

What’s My Beef: Out Of Town Invites

Those Kick-Ass Celebrities!

Psychic Occurrences

What’s My Beef: Toeshoes

Unfortunate Fashions #2: The Facekini